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my 9ts r goin sleepless,
March 2nd, 2009 
my 9ts r goin sleepless,
my dys r going useless,
i hv bcm speechless,
so i asked my heart s it lv?
heart replied:no putr result ane vala ha
2 pathano k beech fiet ho rahi thi
2 pathano k beech fiet ho rahi thi
1st pathan:khocha hm ap ka kpra phar k ap ko nanga kr de ge
2nd pathan:khocha serious larai ma romantic bate mat kro
u cn control ur breath bt nt death,
u cn control ur breath bt nt death,
u cn control ur life bt nt wife,
u cn control ur emotion
bt nt
loose motion
sardar shope par ja kar aik kilo bhains ka dudh de
sardar shope par ja kar aik kilo bhains ka dudh de do.
shope keeper;tumhra brtan chota hai
sardar;acha bakri ka he de do………
sardar doctor k pas apni bivi kole kar gia doctor
sardar doctor k pas apni bivi kole kar gia doctor ko boht mara jab poocha to keny laga "sala doctor bolta hai teri biwi ka BP dekhna hai"
sardar:khan sab log ham par hi message kiyon banat
sardar:khan sab log ham par hi message kiyon banaty hen?
Pathan:baqi sab kam kaj karne waley log hen farig sirf ham do hen isliye khanakharab…