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Aadmi: yar ye aaho kon log kehtay hain.
March 5th, 2009 
Aadmi: yar ye aaho kon log kehtay hain.
Sardar: paindu unparh log "Aaho" kehtay hain.
Admi: ap parhay likhay hain.
Sardar: AAHO.
my 9ts r goin sleepless,
my 9ts r goin sleepless,
my dys r going useless,
i hv bcm speechless,
so i asked my heart s it lv?
heart replied:no putr result ane vala ha
Main to yunhi sherry Rehman ko daikh kr muskuraya
Main to yunhi sherry Rehman ko daikh kr muskuraya tha NAWAZ,
Zardari Kuch aur smj kr muje NA-EHL kr gaya
0331700-9891
Main to yunhi sherry Rehman ko daikh kr muskuraya
Main to yunhi sherry Rehman ko daikh kr muskuraya tha NAWAZ,
Zardari Kuch aur smj kr muje NA-EHL kr gaya
0331700-9891
"Kai pathan sub paghal hotey hai"one pat
"Kai pathan sub paghal hotey hai"one pathan
another pathan "paghal ka pate neigh itna pata kia paghal pathan hotey hay na ka pathan paghal hotey hai
-ek pathan kafi der se soch raha tha, kisi ne poch
-ek pathan kafi der se soch raha tha, kisi ne pocha khan sab kiya soch rahey ho?
pathan: ham kafi der soch raha he ham ko wo din yad nahi ata jab ham paida hua…
4-ali; mama main bara ho k pailat banoo ga jahaz u
4-ali; mama main bara ho k pailat banoo ga jahaz uraoon ga.
Mama;beta mujay kasay pata chalay yae meray beatay ka jahaz hai.
Ali;guzrat wakat apnay ghar pe gola phank dia karoo ga.
3-pathan: oye hamara bachi tum ham ko abba kiyo na
3-pathan: oye hamara bachi tum ham ko abba kiyo nahi kehta daddy kiyo kehta?
daughter: daddy abba kehny se lipstic kharab hoti he,
pathan: to jao aur lagao hamar beti ham ko abhi abba bola ham khush hua….
2-pathan 2 shopkeeper: "easyload ha"?
2-pathan 2 shopkeeper: "easyload ha"?
shopkeeper:g haan g,
pathan:1o ka naswar load karo…………