Funny SMS

plz give all good sms .

Aitbar rakhna mari dosti pe, hum akhir tk dosti nibhaein gy,
zarurat pari dosti mein imtehan dene ki,
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imtehan ap dena, naqal hum lagwain gy

docor 2 nurse:y ur one boob z out of shirt
nurse:yeh medical k students b na practical kar k cheezain apni jagah par ni rakhtay

pagal:tum american ho
chinees:ni main chinees hoon
pagal:ni tum american ho
chinees:main chinees hoon kaha na
pagal:maine kaha na american ho
chinees:tang aa kar haaan american hoon
pagal:lagtay to chinees ho

pregnant orat ko daikh kr
1 larki boli :
lagta hai makan ban gia hai
or kiraya dar b aagia hai
Pregnanat lady boli :
mazdor farig ho gai hain tere ghar bhej dun

1 Admi Tahajud pernay k baad dua mangta hai
Mola : sb so rahay hain or mein teri ibadt kr raha hun

saath wali harpai se awaz i :
O chawal apni dua mang sadi shikayat na kr

wo thi merey uper
kuch time pahlay ki yai bat hai
jab us ko khiyal aya
to wo poriyan uttar k nechay aa gai
ma nechay sa silp ho gya or uper chala gya
jub us nay nechay sa dekha k ma us k uper hon
tu us ko achank khiyal aya k k k k k….<

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1 pathan 4n krta ha tu avaz ati ha
"ye call milne k liye apka blnc nakafi nha"
pthan:koi bat nahi bhn tm hm se bat kro yehi kafi ha.

hi there