Funny SMS

1 darzi logon k kapray lay k farar ho gya Hr koi ro raha tha 1 pathan b ro raha tha Logon ne pocha tmhra kya le gaya ? Pathan: Yara,wo hamara naap lay gaya.

Me to yohi khak me ungliyan pher rha tha FARAZ! Kambakhto ne ammi ko bol diya k faraz matti kha rha hai.

Har baras bacha hota tha jin k yahan.

2 baras se un k ghar bacha hota nhi.

Pocha to bolay

jub se CABLE ghar main aya.

Koi bacha raat ko sota nhi..

Aj apne dil k derwazy mere liye khol do,
Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do,
Agar Hamara SMS achi nahin hay to ap ko qasam hy
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Isi waqt apna mobile toor do

Boy:I love u
Girl:Me too
Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
Boy: U cheater..
main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho..

Musharaf means
M-maximum zalil
U-Unlimited chawal
S-Senior beshrm
H-historicl firown
R-registrd shetan
A-american tail
F-foolish personality..

Bijli+baadal:
Saawan aaya,
Baraat+baaja:
Dulha aya,
Phool+nazaare:
Basant aayi,
Aap+apki hansi:
Bhago bhaago,
'PAAGAL AAYA..

barsheen rukti hi nai merey shahir mein ; faraz;
khabi dhoop nikley tu apna under Weare sukha loon

agar pathan pakistan par saltanat karty to
pakistan ka name =pareshankhan=
currency = zillat,
king = fazool khan,
queen = ghariba kahn,
capital = dal dal abad,
timezone= nst(naswar standard time)
adliya= khanakharab

wo kon si cheez he jo
pani ke begair 2 din zinda rahe,
khane ke begair 4 din,
oxygen ke begair 10 minute,
aur naswar ke begair 1 second?
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"pathan"