Funny SMS

hye kaka g what's up….. kuuuuuuutttttttayyyyyyy kha mar gaya hai………

Wife:
Darling Tumhe Pata Hai
Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife
Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete

Husband:
Isi Liye To Usey Jannat
Kehte Hain hahaha

Don ne ab jurm ki duniya chor de hai.or Ab ek madarasa Khola hai so plz Balace ki surat me DON ko Chanda de kar Aakhrat Sawaren Aap Ka Khadim`MUFTI-DON hahaha

Na 'Sachhai' bari hai, Na 'Khuddari' bari hai, Na 'Bhalai' bari hai, Na 'Imandari' bari hai. Bada woh hai jiske ghar ke bahar Mercedes Benz khari hai hehehehe

Singer To His Neighbor:

Whenever I Sing,

Your Dog Starts Barking.

Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,

You Start It First. hehehehe

Judge Said To Pathan:
Tum Per Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Sabit Nahi Hua
Lihaza Tum Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jata Hai�

Pathan: Tou Is Ka Matlab K Main Cycle Rakh Loon

1 Pathan hamesha Apne Mobile K Saath 1 Scissor Rakhta Tha

Kisi Ne Poocha

�Khan Saab Ye Konsi Science Hai ?�

Pathan: :�O Yaara Kbhi Kbhi Call Katna B Par Jata Hy Na

Japan ne chor pkrne ki machen bnai,jsne USA me 30min me 5 pakre,China me 15min me 6 pakre,Uk me 5min me 10 chor pakre, Pak me 2min me machine he chori hogae !

Wife! Sardar ji aaj tusi meray naal es tarah kar0 ke bus meri cheekhan he nikal jawan… Sardar ney wife di shalwar nu agg la ditti. $MM$$

Bacha:apni sistr se: baji apko pata he Abu,Ammi 3 din se room se Q,nahi nikle? Sistr:Nahi pr tum hans Q,raheho? Bacha:Baji abu ne tail manga tha mene ELFY dedi.