Funny SMS
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Uffo Kia Kerte Ho
March 18th, 2009 
Uffo Kia Kerte Ho
Duur Hat Jao
Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia
Soche Ga ??
Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ?
Uff Abi Nhi Krona
Akele Me Krna
NAAK SAAF ;->
Hamesha Gan
Wo kiyA hAi??
Wo kiyA hAi??
JiS pE AgAr PiyAr se HAth phEro to ForAn KhArA ho jAtA hAi??
U Dirty MiNd
AnswEr hAi
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BethA
huA
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KyA AapNe kAbhi Munh me LiyA hy??
KyA AapNe kAbhi Munh me LiyA hy??
Wo MotA sA,
Aas-PAAs bAAL,
NArAM-NArAM
UpEr sE CoVEr…
NEvEr??
JhooT boLTE ho?
KAbhi BUTTA nAhi khAyA? :p ;->
What's An Average 6 Inch Long
What's An Average 6 Inch Long
Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?
A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!
Always Think POSITIVE
Meri dua hai k app taraqi kro…
Meri dua hai k app taraqi kro… itna uper jao itna uper jao…. .. .. k frishte tm se kahein nawa aya ain sonya
Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi? Girl:Nahi Boy:Lekin
Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi? Girl:Nahi Boy:Lekin Q? Girl:Mere ghar walay nahi manein ge, Boy:Ghar mein kon kon hai? Girl:1 husband, aur 3 bachay; )
Bacha apni giri hue pencil uthany k liye jhuka to
Bacha apni giri hue pencil uthany k liye jhuka to seeny py hath rakha. MAA:kya hua beta koe taklef to nhi ho rhi. BETA: nhi mama kl hmari miss chalk uthany k liye jhuki to un k phepry bahr aa gay thy
1 Admi Tahajud pernay k baad dua mangta hai
1 Admi Tahajud pernay k baad dua mangta hai
Mola : sb so rahay hain or mein teri ibadt kr raha hun
saath wali harpai se awaz i :
O chawal apni dua mang sadi shikayat na kr
Golden words:
Golden words:
agar kisi ghareeb ko us ka haq nahi dila sakty to jo kuch us ke pas ho wo bhi chhin lo.
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Hazrat Asif Zardari Laanut Ullah Alaih
ek sher ilama iqbal ka apki nazar:
ek sher ilama iqbal ka apki nazar:
pewasta reh shajar se umid-e-bahar rakh.
bachay 2 hi achhay bivian paven 4 rakh