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Chalo Faraz ab mausam ka maza chakain

TAmam dawain bacho ki pohanch sy duur rakhen

Faraz kya milan ki ab justuju karen

Tabiyat zyada kharab hoto doctor sy ruju karen

Humari chahat ka kuch to khayal

love story
"2009"
2 muhabat krne walon ne khudkushi ka socha,

10 mnzila building se phle lrke ne chalang lgaye,

lrki ne apni ankhe bnd ki aur ye khte hue waps a gye k
" muhabat andi hoti ha"
lrke ne hawa me

admi:yar tumhe airhostest ne thapper kion maara
sardar:yar mene pocha pishab karne ki jaga kahan hain:
us ney bola peehe mene kaha pehly tu aage hua karti the

Ek din ek larki ne kaha k muje asi chez dekhao jo main ne nai dekhi hai to us waqt ek larke ne kahan ye lipstick dekho to us ne dekha or kaha k is k bhech main lakeer hai to larke ne kaha k bhanji ap to lakeer ki faqir ho.

murtaza here

hi murtaza

Facts Abt Me:

Einstien Copied My Eqn E=Mc2
Bill Gates Was Asking For A Xp Cd Frm Me
When I Threw An Apple On Newton He Knew Abt Gravity

My Girlfriend Suggested
A Book For Me To Read To
Enhance Our Relationship

It's Entitled :

" Women Are From
Venus, Men Are
Wrong …" ;->

parho ge., likho ge.,
ho ge Kharab…

Chori karo ge., Daka dalo ge.,
Bano ge Nawab…

(ASIF ALI ZARDARI)~~^~~

Larki us Aashiq ko to Maf kr Daiti hy jo Mooka se Galt Faida uthae,

Mgr,

Usko Maf Nhi krti jo Moka se Faida hi Na uthae..
(Mohtarma Sheri Rehman)