Funny SMS

Qyamat Ki 5 Nishanyan 1. Zardari Imandari Krega 2. Altaf Karachi Aayga 3. Musharaf Par Muqddma Chale Ga 4. Sheri Rehman Parda Kare Gi 5. Adliya Azad Hogi

Sardar doodh waly se; kal kyu nhi aye thy? Doodh wala; Apki bhabhi beemar thi. Sardar; OO YAR BHEENS KA DOODH HI LE ATA!!!

Dulhay: 1st night Dulhan ke aankh pr kiss keya or kaha" Ankhin shakhsiat ke kitab hoti hain" Dulhan: tum ko kitaboo main khoay ho or library main aag lagi hy.

Teacher: sab se zada Calcium kis Doodh mein hota hai? Boy: 18 saal ki lerki mein cos us pe moun maro tou jism k un hissoun mein b jaan a jati hai jahan HADDI nahi hoti

Boy:phool ho gulab ka jisme kaantay na houn. ladki ho 16 ki jiski jhante na ho. Girl:Gulab k phool me log kante nahi dekhte.chut marne wale kabhi jhante nahi dekte

Sardar: Mestri ji, Bed pakka banana, Mere Bete ko Bahu par chadna he Mestri: Aisa bed banaunga ki, chahe sara maholla chhad jaye kuch nahi hoga

Raat ko 1 larki ne car ko rukne ka ishara kia, Car kareeb aa ke ruki to larki boli"oh em sorry! mai samjhi taxi hai" Car wala bola, " main b yahi samjha tah"

(invitation)

noor chashm faraz ki shadi khana barbadi

morkha 32 march bamaqam edhi qabristan sab ko shadi men shirkat
ki dawat di jati he, sharik hokar izat afzai kijiye.
shukriya !

ek pathen ne kisi admi ko pani peete dekh liya
pathan ne socha kiyon na koi khas sawal pochon is se,
kuch der sochne ke bad pocha bhai sab kiya ap ko piyas lagi he?

police mujrim se:kiya chori karne men waqai bara faida he?

mujrim: bewaquf agar yaqin nahi ata to zardari ko dekh ! !