Funny SMS
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man:khan agar ap kis par funny msg banate ho,
March 26th, 2009 
man:khan agar ap kis par funny msg banate ho,
pathan:muskura ke yara ham hamesha bewaqufon par banata he,
is liye ham pathan par nahi khan par msg banata he…
wo konsa password he jis ko lagao to bush ko pasin
wo konsa password he jis ko lagao to bush ko pasiny ate hen?
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(*****************)matlab (muntadhar al zaidi)
wo konsa password he jis ko lagao to bush ko pasin
wo konsa password he jis ko lagao to bush ko pasiny ate hen?
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(*****************)matlab (muntadhar al zaidi)
now i present faraz in english,
now i present faraz in english,
we real cool and left school faraz,
ghar ake had se ziyada joote parey….
Larki ko aik larke ne kaha. I love you. Larki ne u
Larki ko aik larke ne kaha. I love you. Larki ne us ko kiss kiya aur apna mob. No. De diya. . . . . . . Moral… . ….SARRO SALLO….
Teacher:'ITFAQ'ka jumla banao? Pathan st
Teacher:'ITFAQ'ka jumla banao? Pathan student: "jis din meray baap ka shadi tha,'ITFAQ' se usi din meri maan ka b shadi tha.
HUsband: call his wife from another city.
HUsband: call his wife from another city.
Servent:picked the phone.
Husband:Memsaab se bat karvao.
Servent:Wo to sahib k saath ander hain.
Husband per sahib to main hoon.
Servent:ab main kia karon?
Husband: mar de dino ko.
After killi
A child to a pregnant lady:Ye ap k pait main kya h
A child to a pregnant lady:Ye ap k pait main kya ha?
Pregnant lady: Es main mera pyara sa,cute sa, baby ha,
Child:Itna pyara tha to khaya keyon….?
(invitation)
(invitation)
noor chashm faraz ki shadi khana barbadi
morkha 32 march bamaqam edhi qabristan sab ko shadi men shirkat
ki dawat di jati he, sharik hokar izat afzai kijiye.
shukriya !