Funny SMS
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March 28th, 2009 
Gabbar Are O Sabha, ye SMS parhnay wala
MONKEY hai k DONKEY?
Samba,sardar agr replay kia to
MONKEY, nahin kia to DONKEY, Abi pata chal jai ga.
Gabbar Are O Sabha, ye SMS parhnay wala
MONKEY hai k DONKEY?
Samba,sardar agr replay kia to
MONKEY, nahin kia to DONKEY, Abi pata chal jai ga.
Us Ke Paas Ek Kawva (Crow) Tha..
Woh Bohat Mulayam (Soft) Tha..
To Us Ne Apne Kawve Ka Naam Kya Rakha Hoga??
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Microsoft (My-Crow-Soft) !!
Ek sardar Nanga aur ulta soya tha,
Ek admi aa k sardar k hips pr Tabla
bajane laga. Jab bajana band kya to
sardar seedha hua aur bola;Lay hun BANSURI waja
ek pathan ne shopkeeper ki dhulai ki,
ek pathan ne shopkeeper ki dhulai ki,
logon ne pocha kiya hua?
pathan bola khana ham ko asa aina(mirror) diya he jis ke
andar bilkul hamare jaisa admi dikhta he….
agar ap ko 1000 men NokiaE90 mobile miley with 999
agar ap ko 1000 men NokiaE90 mobile miley with 999 jazz card,
to baraye meherbani khush na hona,
main 1000 dollars ki bat kar raha hon rupe ki nahi…..