Funny SMS

Pathan proposing a girl…hi darling kya mujse shadi kro ge.
girl…tameez say baat kro

pathan. Aslam.o.Alaikum baji kya mujse shadi kro ge

chahty han wo hum say waisi chahat ka wada….

jasy! Lemon max ghulay kam or chalay ziyada…

sardar shope par ja kar aik kilo bhains ka dudh de do.
shope keeper;tumhra brtan chota hai
sardar;acha bakri ka he de do………

wo kon si cheez he jo
pani ke begair 2 din zinda rahe,
khane ke begair 4 din,
oxygen ke begair 10 minute,
aur naswar ke begair 1 second?
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"pathan"

Boy:I love u
Girl:Me too
Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
Boy: U cheater..
main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho..

A child to a pregnant lady:Ye ap k pait main kya ha?
Pregnant lady: Es main mera pyara sa,cute sa, baby ha,
Child:Itna pyara tha to khaya keyon….?

ek pathen ne kisi admi ko pani peete dekh liya
pathan ne socha kiyon na koi khas sawal pochon is se,
kuch der sochne ke bad pocha bhai sab kiya ap ko piyas lagi he?

Wife:
Darling Tumhe Pata Hai
Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife
Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete

Husband:
Isi Liye To Usey Jannat
Kehte Hain hahaha

1 Admi Tahajud pernay k baad dua mangta hai
Mola : sb so rahay hain or mein teri ibadt kr raha hun

saath wali harpai se awaz i :
O chawal apni dua mang sadi shikayat na kr

Meri dua hai k app taraqi kro… itna uper jao itna uper jao…. .. .. k frishte tm se kahein nawa aya ain sonya