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Salesman.Sir cockroch k liye powder lenge. Sirdar.

March 30th, 2009     Funny SMS

Salesman.Sir cockroch k liye powder lenge. Sirdar.O nai oye.Hum cockroch ko itna free nai krte.Aj powder denge tu kul purfume mange ga,.
MHSK
Bs-com
part 1
roll no: 81

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1 Bacha maan se…!

March 30th, 2009     Funny SMS

1 Bacha maan se…!

Ami mein kal se School nahn jaon ga,

Maan: kion, phir kia kare ga?

Bacha:Nokri kron ga,

Maan:4th class parh k kia Nokri kre ga?

bacha:3rd class ki LRKION ko tution parhaon ga,,
MHSK
Bs-com
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March 30th, 2009     Funny SMS

1 bar 1 larki akeli jaa rahi thi.
1 larka samny sy aaya
dono bilkul pas aa gay

larka side py ho gya

larki chali gai

moral:sab tumhari tarha kaminay nahi hotay…
MHSK
Bs-com
part 1
roll no: 81

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GEO BREAKING NEWS!

March 30th, 2009     Funny SMS

GEO BREAKING NEWS!

hyderabad main aaj baraf Giri!

or ab khabren tafseel k sath..

1 admi cycle py baraf ley k jaa rha tha carrier totnay sy baraf gir gai.
MHSK
Roll No: 81

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Jo kuch mila larkiyon ko mila hount mily chuswnay

March 29th, 2009     Funny SMS

Jo kuch mila larkiyon ko mila hount mily chuswnay k liya
boobs milay dabwanay k liya phudy mili chodwany k liya
tumhay kia mila?
Lora ?
wo bhi latkaay k liya

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Ek war ik shop wala ik bolen wala tota rakh leynda

March 29th, 2009     Funny SMS

Ek war ik shop wala ik bolen wala tota rakh leynda hai.
oss D shop aggeyon 1 ledy roz gujer D hai taan Tota saying OWNER shop: Malik eh gashti hai.

1 din oh lady sochdi hai K main eh tota khreedh E leyna hai,
she is saying to OWNER: Mainu eh

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Pathan ne bank se car li

March 29th, 2009     Funny SMS

Pathan ne bank se car li
Lekin loan wapis nahi kar saka,

Bank waley car ley gaye,
Pathan: Pehley pata hota to
Shadi bhi bank se loan le kar karta.

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Pathan ne bank se car li

March 29th, 2009     Funny SMS

Pathan ne bank se car li
Lekin loan wapis nahi kar saka,

Bank waley car ley gaye,
Pathan: Pehley pata hota to
Shadi bhi bank se loan le kar karta.

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Sami khan) 03213265379) 3 nakam ashik. Saza sochte

March 29th, 2009     Funny SMS

Sami khan)
03213265379)
3 nakam ashik.
Saza sochte hain.bewfa
ko1 bola jan se mar den
2bola nain inki ankhen
nikal lin jain.3 bola inhe
bazar men jote marna
chahe.azmoda bat he
boht be izti hoti he?

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hi kasy hain ap god morning

March 29th, 2009     Funny SMS

hi kasy hain ap god morning

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