Funny SMS
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Wife: jab tum desi peete ho to paro kehte ho
March 31st, 2009 
Wife: jab tum desi peete ho to paro kehte ho
jab whisky peete ho to darling kehte ho
aaj kya pee hai jo chudail keh rahe ho ??
Husband: Aaj ! Aaj to main hosh mein hoon
Wife: jab tum desi peete ho to paro kehte ho
Wife: jab tum desi peete ho to paro kehte ho
jab whisky peete ho to darling kehte ho
aaj kya pee hai jo chudail keh rahe ho ??
Husband: Aaj ! Aaj to main hosh mein hoon
pathan nay kfc phone kia:
pathan nay kfc phone kia:
Hello Kfc!!
1 Zinger burger!
1 Spicy Rice!
1 French Frize!
Bhej do!
Kfc:
G kis k naam pay?
Pathan:
Allah k naam pe!!!
Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se
Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se
tum shikari nahin ban jao gey
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Theek usi tarah 2 – 3 SMS karney se
tum bhikari nahin ban jao gey
Nahao nahao jaldi se nahao
Nahao nahao jaldi se nahao
Magar kabhi bhi safeguard se mat nahana ?
Aap ko jaan bhi ja sakti hai ?
Kyonke wo jarasem (germs) ka dushman hai
WOMAN: Sir mein apne larke ka naam kya rakhoon ?
WOMAN: Sir mein apne larke ka naam kya rakhoon ?
AJIT: Iska naam Peter rakh do!
WOMAN: Meera doosra larka bhi hai jo iskaa twin hai, Mein uskaa naam kya rakhon ?
AJIT: Us kaa naam Repeter rakh do!
1 man asks shopkeeper: Is UNDERWEAR ki kya garrant
1 man asks shopkeeper: Is UNDERWEAR ki kya garranty hai?
Shpkeeper: 12ve manzil se jump mar kay dekh,
Gand phat jayegi par yeh nahin phatay gee!
Imagine world without girls
Imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viran
na janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz & quran
&
sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam
Har gali har deewar par apka name likha hai.
Har gali har deewar par apka name likha hai.
Har khirki har darwaze per apka name likhe hai,
Oper talash-e-gumshuda or
Neeche zehni tawazun kharab likha hai