Funny SMS

Ho Gaii Teri Shakal Kaali

Ho Chuki Aliya Ki
Bahaali

O Mardood Zardari

Ab Tou Khol De Bike Ki
Double Sawari

Remember !

Divorce is never a
solution
Try to stay away for
few years

If differences dtill
persist

Just

KILL YOUR WIFE

(Peer Asif Zardari) ;->

Akeli Ja Rahi Thi Zndagi
In Mushkil Raaho'n Pr

HAIRAN

PARESHAN

UDAAS

THAKI Hui

Phir

Ek Morr Pr Aap Mily
Aur Bachi Hui Zndagi

Ki b WAAAT Laga Di ;->

U r on a bus & U need
2 fart …
But d music is really
loud, so U time Ur
farts with d beats.
After a couple ov
songs, U start 2 feel
better as U approach
Ur stop, as U r leaving
d bus, People REALLY
staring dow

Iss Say Bari Zalalt koi naa ho gi
Faraz..
Kay who hansi Aur Phir bhi naa Phansi…

Be the sky above you,
blue Soft be the road below you,

Affection be the breeze around you,
I pray all the happiness surrounds you.

Good Morning.

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

Aaj yeh tanhai ka ehsaas kuch hadd se zyada hai,
tere sang na hone ka malaal kuch hadd se zyada hai.

phir bhi kaat rahe yeh jiye jane ki saza yehi sochkar,
shayad is zindagani mein mere gunaah kuch hadd se zyada hai.

SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL
spain per qabza hua to
muslims ko christians nay wada ker k
ship main sawar kiya
or kaha k app hifazat sat AFRICA chalay jao gy.
lakin jab ship sea main gaya to christian
na muslims ko zinda jala dia.
THEY C

Admi Tahajud pernay k baad dua mangta hai
Mola : sb so rahay hain or mein teri ibadt kr raha hun

saath wali harpai se awaz i :
O chawal apni dua mang sadi shikayat na kr