Funny SMS
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Boy:
April 5th, 2009 
Boy:
bus aur larki aek jeisi hoti hain
1 jati hai to dosri a jati hai
girl:
rakshye aur larky aek jesy hotye hain
1 ko bulao to 4 , 5 chlye aatye hain
M shahzad from bahawlpur > 03007855077 SMS me
Ek Sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan kaatnay
jangal gaya. Wapsi mein rasta bhool gaya.
Sardar ghussay se apne betay ko maarnay laga
aur bola:
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kambakht main to rasta bhool gaya hun,
tu to ghar ja.
Teacher!bolo bacho
Teacher!bolo bacho
i 4 ink
j 4 jug
k 4 kite
l 4 lun
ohh sorry bacho galti se moo say nikal gaya.
Students"koi baat nahin medam wapis mo main daal lain.
Friendship and Love are medicine
for any kind of pain
but
be sure that there is no medicine
in the world
for pain given by Love and Friendship
Pathan Pizza-hut Gya
Pathan Pizza-hut Gya
Tou Waiter Ne Pizza La
Kr Rakh Dia
Pathan 1/2 Ghntey tk
Betha Raha Phir
Chillany Lga
O Kocha Naan Rkh k
Gya Hy Salan Tmhara
Baap Layega … ;->
Tipz To Beat Da Summer
Tipz To Beat Da Summer
1-Drink Lot Of Fresh Water
2-Cover Ur Head Wen Outside
3-Eat Vegetables
But Most Important
4-Msg Me Daily Bcoz I M So
Coool..
Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye, bure waqt mein
Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye, bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye, jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite, to 11 ve din nahana chahiye