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April 7th, 2009 
KATIL.koshish krna qaid ho phansi na ho
KATIL.koshish krna qaid ho phansi na ho
pathan wwakil:tum fikr na kro
after adalet
pathan:bri mushkil sy razi kia,adalet to reha kr rahi thi
KATIL.koshish krna qaid ho phansi na ho
KATIL.koshish krna qaid ho phansi na ho
pathan wwakil:tum fikr na kro
after adalet
pathan:bri mushkil sy razi kia,adalet to reha kr rahi thi
ek bus conductar ki shadi ho rahi thi wo stage pe
ek bus conductar ki shadi ho rahi thi wo stage pe sofay pe bethe hui apni dulhan say bola=zara idhar ho kar betho baji ek sawari or bethni he.
Sardar:Yar mujhe 1 hathora
or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man:Magar computer me inka kia kam?
Sardar:Oye yar mujhe computer mein windows lagani hai.
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley,
2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley,
1st Sardar:chal police ko de k atey hain.
2 sardar:agar koi bomb raste me phat gia to?
1st sardar:jhoot bol dain gay k 1 hi mila tha :p
Aaj wo date pe bohat hans rahi thi Faraz…..
Aaj wo date pe bohat hans rahi thi Faraz…..
Us ke jane ke baad pata chala ke meri zip khuli thi……
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