Funny SMS

sheik,eak girl k sath chips kha raha tha. girl peyar sy ankhow mai ankheiy dal k pocha kouch feel kar rahy ho? sheik han tum moj sy zeyada chips kha rahi ho

1992 ki larkiyaan kehti hti:
"agar tum mil jaao zamana chor daingay hum"

or

2009 ki larkiyaan kehti hain:
"agar tum mil jaao purana chor daingay hum"
just me shaky

Girl to shopkeeper:Aap ke paas 12 inch ka condom hoga?
Shopkeeper:ji hai kitne doun?
Girl:nahi ye batao kon le kar jaata hai…

Sardar biwi k office gya Biwi boss ki godh main baithi dictation le rahi thi
Sardar: Chal begam aisi jagha kaam nahi karna jahan staff ke liye kursi na ho.,.

Ek Charsi eyes donate kerne gaya
After Operation Dr asked:Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Charsi:Jisko b ankhen lagao ose bata dena Ye 2 cush laganay k bad khulti hain!

how is sex related to maths?..add two person and a bed..substract
cloths..divide the legs..multiply the strokes..and the result is
satisfucktion..!aha!!!

A woman married
a one legged man.
She wrote to her
mother:
"My husband only has
ONE FOOT".
Her Mother
replied:
"You are lucky,
your papa has
ONLY 5 INCHES"

2 men went to fuck a girl.
1st came out after fucking a girl n said…
''My wife is better''
2nd went in ,fuck a girl… Came out n said…
''U were right, your wife is better..

Ah ohh ah ohh

nahi nahi
uff ,
nahi

ah ah ah ah;

plz dont
nahi nahi nahi

aaaah aah aah aah
uff uff uff uff
bus

ah nahi oie

oie nahi

ah ah

ah

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Boy to girl : tum gaana boaht acha gaati ho
Girl to boy : nahi main to sirf bathroom singer hon
Boy : to phir bolao na kabi mehfil jamain ge