Funny SMS

Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
operation dobara karna paray ga.
Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves
teray andar hi reh gaye hain.

Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.
Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.
RIS

MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.

MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
RIS

old man mood main apni wife se"pani gram karny rakh do"
wife;"wo kyoon"
old man:kuch ho gia to naha lain gay warna chay bna lain gay.

sdfsfs

KYA AP JANTE HAIN?LARKAY LEFT HAND AUR LARKYAN RIGHT HAND PAR GHARI KYOUN BHANDTE HAIN? GUESS? SOCHOSIMPLE TIME DHEKHNE KAI LYE..

AIK LARKI JAB 18 SAAL KI HOTI HAI TO USKO KIS CHEEZ KI ZROORAT HOTI HAI?…NAHI PATA? SACHI NAHI PATA?SHANAKHTI CARD KI..

me apse baat karna chahta hon lekn jab bi ap samne ajate ho to dil ghabra jata hia or kuch keh nahi pata buht baar koshish ki lekn nakam raha….pata nahi apki ankhon me kya jado hia jisne bechen sa bana dia hai….MHSK ( 81 ) University of sindh
Bs-C

ammi ammi ya PAROSI KA LARKA MUJA BAR BAR KIS KAR K BAG JATA HA,
AMMI MUSKARAI AUR BOLI;
BARA SHARTI HA BULKUL APNA BAAP PER GAI HA.

hay nomi

sheik,eak girl k sath chips kha raha tha. girl peyar sy ankhow mai ankheiy dal k pocha kouch feel kar rahy ho? sheik han tum moj sy zeyada chips kha rahi ho