Funny SMS

Ek Humhen Apki Judayi Maar gayi

Dusri Apki Larayi Maar gayi

Teesri ye Zalim Tenhayi Maar gayi

Ap Q nhi krte Humhen smS

Lagta hen Apko Mehngayi Maar gaye.

Ghareeb Ghurba,

Becharey,

Miskeen,

Lachaar,

Dukhi,

Pareshaan,

Khasta Haal,

Afsurda

Be-Sharam,

Dukho'n k Maarey

Pareshanio'n Main
Ghirey

Zindagi Se Tung

Udaas<

"Mazmoon"

Aap 1970 May Peda Huay,
Aap Ne bgairti Ki Ibtedai Taleem
Apne Mohallay Se Shru Ki Or ala taleem
ek naam war Daku se le..
Jab Dakait hone Ka Certificate Hasil Kia
To Aap ne hakoomat k khazanay ko lootne
k plan b

Select one day then i will tell u meanining of these days
Sun

Mon

Tus

Wed

Thu

Fri

Sat??
its very intresting and very true..Must reply with ur answers..
For Answer Please SMS me…Thanks

What''s the Biggest Pressure for Pakistan captain when Pak needs 1 run to
win in 8 ovrs, with 5 wickets in hand?

Ya Allah! How to speak English in Presentation Ceremony?

10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.

Which makes it a
logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without
drinking!

Piyo Sar Utha Ke.

Good Friends,
Good Job,
Good Food,
Good Sleep &
Good _ UCK.

Whatever u are thinking… is right.

A cute Nurse came 4 the interview.
Dr: What salary U Expect?

Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it''s 25,000.

Agr aap Pait bhar k Khana khao,
Or main aap k pait mai 1 zoordar laat maro to aap k muu se kia nikle ga?

batao
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kya khana?
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nahi
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