Funny SMS
To stay happy is a gift of God and to make others happy is a great virtue. So if you are in a mood to laugh and make others laugh on your jokes and Funny SMS than hurry up and chose your Funny SMS from our collected works and enjoy by sending hilarious messages to your friends and family. Browse the Funny SMS jokes, Funny SMS quotes, Funny SMS messages and much new Funny SMS stuff.
Pathan went to meet a friend on Eid Day
April 21st, 2009 
Pathan went to meet a friend on Eid Day
Frnd:Eid ke Namaz kahan parhi?
Pathan:Sath wale ground my,Ajeeb namaz thi,na sajda ,na rukoo,aur molvie kay agay koi charpai rakh k so raha tha.
Frind:ohy pagal wo to janaza tha kisi ka.
Pathan:oho,Mein
Sardar biwi k office gya Biwi boss ki godh main ba
Sardar biwi k office gya Biwi boss ki godh main baithi dictation le rahi thi
Sardar: Chal begam aisi jagha kaam nahi karna jahan staff ke liye kursi na ho.,.
din me karoge to sust rahoge raat me karoge to chu
din me karoge to sust rahoge raat me karoge to chust rahoge karte rahoge to tandrust rahoge kay …. sms yar.
kabhi khabi choti choti chezi be buhat taklif dhy
kabhi khabi choti choti chezi be buhat taklif dhy thi hai agar yakeen na aye tu sohi par bath kar deklo
ek lrka ek larki
ek lrka ek larki
aha aha
adhi raat ko
oho oho
jungle main
wah wah
jhari k peichay
ouii
sab say chup k
UFF
DABA DABA k
aha aha
mango kaha rahey they
ris
U r BANDAR
It means:
B=Beautifull
A=Attractive
N=Naughty
D=Decent
A=Adorable
R=Romantic
R U smiling?
Ziadah khush na ho yaar ho to tum bandar hi na:p
What does the computer think
What does the computer think
when u are stting infront of it…?
Guess..?
Guess..?
Guess..?
intel inside & CHAWWAL outside…
There are 2 types of enjoyment. One is being with
There are 2 types of enjoyment. One is being with a friend. The other is being with the memories of friends. Miss u but not ur memories.