Funny SMS

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao,usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan

A Chini was in hospital.SANTA went to meet him.Chini said CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA & died.SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,that was:- OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha

Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega Admi: OK Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia.Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia

Teacher says to 'Pathan':
What is the difference b/w mobile & PTCL..
Pathan: PTCL pe ungli se number dial karte hen aur mobile pe angoothe se…

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

kabhi jaan mere ghar mehman bankar aana
hum tum ko. colddrink, chicken biryani, korma, tikka boti, seekh kabab, custard, gulab jamun, ice cream ki

tasveeren dikhao ga…

begum,
"suniye mujhe koi mehangi chez le ke den naa plz!"
shauhar,
"chalo tum tayar hojao hum
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aata lene chalte hen
Sender: s.ahmed ali tagar
Date: 20-04-2009

hum to tari yaad main intna kamzoor ho gai hai faraz
ab 1 salenti kaha ka peat bahar jata hai

gay do
to
muskura
kam
se
kam
aap
per
hai
bheja
$m$
ye
jisne
ho gay
to
ghussa
pe
genius
us
ap
bad
K
parne
ko
$m$
iss.

confused?
jadeed dor hai
neeche se
paro…..$..

dil k liye jan b hazir ha….

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Sender..!1
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