Funny SMS

Angry Husband : Aaj tak Tum Kitny logon k Sath Soi Ho ??

Wife : Such Boloon to sirf app k sath soi hon

baqi sabhi to soney dety hi nahi

bcha: papa ap kabi misar(egypt)gay hen?

papa: nahi beta q??

bcha: to phir ap etni khofnak mummy kahan say laay hn?

We will now upgrade your brain…….Please wait……..Searching…….Searching…….Still searching……..Sorry, no brain found !!!

We will now upgrade your brain…….Please wait……..Searching…….Searching…….Still searching……..Sorry, no brain found !!!

20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one idiot is now holding his mobile in his hand

Ek american ek pathan se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper pathan bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai

1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya

Phir Uski Behan Ka Fon Aya,

Pathan Or Bhi ziada Rone Laga.

Logon Ne Pocha, kia hua?

Pathan: Meri Bhen K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya

boy tumhari sahalwar phatt huyi hai
girl.. nhn yeh fashion hai
boy. acha khud pharo o fashion hum pharain o police staion.
03332857893

When I got enough confidence,
The stage was gone.

When I was sure of losing,
I won.

When I needed people the most,
They left me.

When I learnt to dry my tears,
I found a shoulder to cry on.

When I mastered the skill

Pehle KISS karo,
phir PALANG per leta do,
phir CHADDI utar do,
phir NICHE haath lagao,
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Aur check karo k
BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na
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