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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
April 29th, 2009 
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se
Pathan:- Allah tu mujhe Rs.100/- de ga tu hum tumh
Pathan:- Allah tu mujhe Rs.100/- de ga tu hum tumhari raah per mein Rs.50/- dega, Raste mein usko Rs.50/- milay.
Pathan bola:- Ya Allah itna be bharosa nahin kiya "Pehle he kaat liye" :
Pathan:- Allah tu mujhe Rs.100/- de ga tu hum tumh
Pathan:- Allah tu mujhe Rs.100/- de ga tu hum tumhari raah per mein Rs.50/- dega, Raste mein usko Rs.50/- milay.
Pathan bola:- Ya Allah itna be bharosa nahin kiya "Pehle he kaat liye" :
Teacher Student se: Tumhare ghar me sab se chota k
Teacher Student se: Tumhare ghar me sab se chota kon he,
Student: Mere Abbu
Teacher: Wo kese?
Student: Kyon k wo roz ammi k sath sote hen
Teacher Student se: Tumhare ghar me sab se chota k
Teacher Student se: Tumhare ghar me sab se chota kon he,
Student: Mere Abbu
Teacher: Wo kese?
Student: Kyon k wo roz ammi k sath sote hen
ek bar 300 phatan ship mein travel kar rahay the
ek bar 300 phatan ship mein travel kar rahay the
lakin sare k sare mar gayeee
kaise?
nothing serious
ship bich mein kharab ho gai
tu dhaka denay neachey uttar gayeeeeee
ek bar 300 phatan ship mein travel kar rahay the
ek bar 300 phatan ship mein travel kar rahay the
lakin sare k sare mar gayeee
kaise?
nothing serious
ship bich mein kharab ho gai
tu dhaka denay neachey uttar gayeeeeee