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Doctor: Khan Sahab aapke kitne bache hain?
April 29th, 2009 
Doctor: Khan Sahab aapke kitne bache hain?
Pathan: 15
Doctor: 15 bache woh kese?
Pathan: Susral walon se wada ker k aaya tha k biwi ko khali pait nahi rakhon ga
Doctor: Khan Sahab aapke kitne bache hain?
Doctor: Khan Sahab aapke kitne bache hain?
Pathan: 15
Doctor: 15 bache woh kese?
Pathan: Susral walon se wada ker k aaya tha k biwi ko khali pait nahi rakhon ga
Aik Pathan apny shoulder pe Parrot ko ly k ja raha
Aik Pathan apny shoulder pe Parrot ko ly k ja raha tha.
Aik bandy ny poocha..
Ye jaanwar kahan se lai ho?
TOTA BOLA,
"Peshawar se
Aik Pathan apny shoulder pe Parrot ko ly k ja raha
Aik Pathan apny shoulder pe Parrot ko ly k ja raha tha.
Aik bandy ny poocha..
Ye jaanwar kahan se lai ho?
TOTA BOLA,
"Peshawar se
Pathan Dr. say: Dr. sahab mujhe door ka nazar nahi
Pathan Dr. say: Dr. sahab mujhe door ka nazar nahi ata?
Dr.: wo asman par kia hai? Pathan: Chand
Dr.: Abay salay is say door kiya farishte dekhe ga
Pathan Dr. say: Dr. sahab mujhe door ka nazar nahi
Pathan Dr. say: Dr. sahab mujhe door ka nazar nahi ata?
Dr.: wo asman par kia hai? Pathan: Chand
Dr.: Abay salay is say door kiya farishte dekhe ga
Pathan received a message from his gril friend, I
Pathan received a message from his gril friend, I MISS YOU
Bohot soch soch kar Pathan nay reply kiya, I MR. YOU
Pathan received a message from his gril friend, I
Pathan received a message from his gril friend, I MISS YOU
Bohot soch soch kar Pathan nay reply kiya, I MR. YOU
BAAP BETI SE ,
BAAP BETI SE ,
PEHLE TUM MUJH KO PAPA KAHTE THE AB DADY KUYN KAHTI HO ,
KIYA WAJAH Hai ?
BETI : PAPA KAHNE SE LIPSTICK JO KHARAB HOO JATE HAI
BAAP BETI SE ,
BAAP BETI SE ,
PEHLE TUM MUJH KO PAPA KAHTE THE AB DADY KUYN KAHTI HO ,
KIYA WAJAH Hai ?
BETI : PAPA KAHNE SE LIPSTICK JO KHARAB HOO JATE HAI