Funny SMS

1 bhoot 2sre bhoot se:
kitni ajeeb bat ha na….!!!

mard mr jaye tu wo bhoot bn jata ha
lakin agr aurat mre tu

wo churai ki churail rhti ha.

1 bhoot 2sre bhoot se:
kitni ajeeb bat ha na….!!!

mard mr jaye tu wo bhoot bn jata ha
lakin agr aurat mre tu

wo churai ki churail rhti ha.

1 sardar ko uska susar joote maar raha tha

reason??

susar:ma inu hospital tu sms kita k " tusi peo bn gye o!" es ullu ne apne sare 2stan nu4wrd kr ddita.

1 sardar ko uska susar joote maar raha tha

reason??

susar:ma inu hospital tu sms kita k " tusi peo bn gye o!" es ullu ne apne sare 2stan nu4wrd kr ddita.

4 2st
1 american
1 indian
1 arabian
or
1 pathan from pakistan
swal hua k: dunia ma skia chez sb se teze se kam krti ha?
american:light
andian:soch
arabian:aankh ka jhpkna
pathan: lose motion
kl rat me bd pe leta tha es se

4 2st
1 american
1 indian
1 arabian
or
1 pathan from pakistan
swal hua k: dunia ma skia chez sb se teze se kam krti ha?
american:light
andian:soch
arabian:aankh ka jhpkna
pathan: lose motion
kl rat me bd pe leta tha es se

Pathan dukhi tha….. kisi ne poucha….. q tension may ho? Pathan: yaar 1 dost ko plastic surgery K liye 3 lakh diye the…… Ab salay ko pehchan nahi paa raha…………..?????

Pathan dukhi tha….. kisi ne poucha….. q tension may ho? Pathan: yaar 1 dost ko plastic surgery K liye 3 lakh diye the…… Ab salay ko pehchan nahi paa raha…………..?????

Ek pathan ko poori raat machharon ne bohat pareshan kiya. Pathan ka dimaag ghooma aur usne zehar pe liya or bola……..
"Ab kaato saalo sub k sub maroge"

Ek pathan ko poori raat machharon ne bohat pareshan kiya. Pathan ka dimaag ghooma aur usne zehar pe liya or bola……..
"Ab kaato saalo sub k sub maroge"