Funny SMS

If you fall in river there is a boat
if you fall in well there is rope
but if you fall in love there is no hope
9 2 3 2 2 – 6 9 3 3 7 2 7

Aik Sardar Ghar Se Nikla Aur Daikha Ke Samney Kailey Ka Chilka Para Hua Hai Tu Daikh Kar Bola Oh Mairey Khuda Aj Phir Phisalna Parey Ga.

I m Pagal I m Knjoos I m JOCker I m not Good I m Stupid I m Mental I m Idiot Aisa Q Sochty Ho? Tm Jaisy B Ho Mere dost ho.

Aaj Raat Ka Dinner
Humari Taraf Se
Boat Besan Per
At 9'O clock

…Ok . . .

From
"Selani Welfare Trust"
=P ;->
0300 2711 588

Dua Ki Appeal

Ye msg apne frnds ko
4rwrd kare'n
Roz kitne faltu msgs krty
…hyn Plz dn't ignore

Meri Ek Laki Se Baat
Ho Rahi Hy … Dua
Kare'n Wo Set Ho
Jaye . . . =P xD
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Tiger n Tigress were resting
under a tree.
Suddenly
A Deer passed very fast.
Tigress could not make out
…&
Asked,"What was that?"
Tiger smiled & said,
"FAST FOOD"… ;-> =P
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A Boy Took A Book
From His Shelf To
Study… All The Other
Books Fell On Him &
He Died …
…
Moral :
Jis Ne Kitaab Ko Uthaya,
Samjho Kitaab Ne Us Ko
Uthaya …
So Be Safe … =P ;->
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BRILLIANT LINES BY
A MBA Student:

"If You Can't Create
Your Own Answers In
…The Examination
Then
Management Is Not Meant
For You…" =P ;->
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Most Painful Situation
Other Than Love Is
Whn
You r waiting for Ur Frnd
After Exam …
…Thinking
"Sala Abhi Tak Nahi Aaya
Lgta Hy Paas Ho Jaye Ga … =P ;->

Ultra Height Of
Laziness:

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….

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"Sleeping And Dreaming. . .
In Dream Also Sleeping
And Dreaming About
Sleeping . . ." =P ;->