Funny SMS
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Lady: Shoes dikhaaiye.
April 29th, 2009 
Lady: Shoes dikhaaiye.
Shopkeeper: Kitnay number ka?
Lady: 36 number ka.
Shopkeeper: Jaao Madam jaao, ghar se soch kr nikla kro k lena kya hai?
Lady: Shoes dikhaaiye.
Lady: Shoes dikhaaiye.
Shopkeeper: Kitnay number ka?
Lady: 36 number ka.
Shopkeeper: Jaao Madam jaao, ghar se soch kr nikla kro k lena kya hai?
Pathan ne apni BV ko
Pathan ne apni BV ko
Shadi ki raat he QATAL krdia
Q k
BV ki
Underwear pe
Ye likhha hua tha:
100% Soft & Silky
Tested by BASHEER & SONS
Pathan ne apni BV ko
Pathan ne apni BV ko
Shadi ki raat he QATAL krdia
Q k
BV ki
Underwear pe
Ye likhha hua tha:
100% Soft & Silky
Tested by BASHEER & SONS
A women travelling in a bus,
A women travelling in a bus,
A man from back touch her hips
woman turned back and said Dekhain aap sahi nahi kar rahay,
Man answered : Itney rush main isse zada sahi nahi hosakta.
A women travelling in a bus,
A women travelling in a bus,
A man from back touch her hips
woman turned back and said Dekhain aap sahi nahi kar rahay,
Man answered : Itney rush main isse zada sahi nahi hosakta.
Aik larki buhat piyasi thi achanak usay ALA-DIN ka
Aik larki buhat piyasi thi achanak usay ALA-DIN ka CHIRAGH mila.
Usne usay ragra aur JIN se kaha: Meri piyas bhujao
JIN:
PEPSI wali
Ya
IMRAN HASHMI wali?
Aik larki buhat piyasi thi achanak usay ALA-DIN ka
Aik larki buhat piyasi thi achanak usay ALA-DIN ka CHIRAGH mila.
Usne usay ragra aur JIN se kaha: Meri piyas bhujao
JIN:
PEPSI wali
Ya
IMRAN HASHMI wali?
man was doing sex with his girlfriend,, unfortunat
man was doing sex with his girlfriend,, unfortunately condom slipped into her.
After some days news paper flashed a news a baby BORN WITH LAMINATION!!!!!
man was doing sex with his girlfriend,, unfortunat
man was doing sex with his girlfriend,, unfortunately condom slipped into her.
After some days news paper flashed a news a baby BORN WITH LAMINATION!!!!!