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1 Dulha ki Shadi ki Pehli rat apni .B V. ka ghunga
June 4th, 2009 
1 Dulha ki Shadi ki Pehli rat apni .B V. ka ghungat utha k bary pyaar se puchta hai.kiya name hamary hazoor ka?
B V.hazrat Muhammad(S A W)
Dulha:kiya Farmaya hazor ne?
B V:yahi k namaz parho roza rakho or zakat do.
Dulha:parshan ho kar bahir g
boy: look into my eyes what u c?
boy: look into my eyes what u c?
girl; true love.
boy: o anni ein. aida wadda machhar tenu nazar nae aanda. wadi aai true love di chachi.
After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
Y
Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach
Son to Father:papa ap ko jadoo ata ha.. papa to so
Son to Father:papa ap ko jadoo ata ha.. papa to son:nahi beta ,,SON :papa phir ap raat ko mama ko kiun kah rahay thay chal ab "GHOORI" ban ja. hahahaha
whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".