Funny SMS

TRANSLATIONS:
Yo baby!wats up?=munni ye upar kia hy,
rock d party=party pe pathar maro,
lets hangout=chalo bahr lataktey hen
r u nuts=kia ap akhrotte hen?

pakro usko kamar se or ghr le jao,
urki gardan pakr k apne qareeb lao,
us k hont se hont lgao aur sari..
cocacola p jao brrr..
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SHADI SE PEHLE
Boy:atlast wo din agya
grl:tm mje chhor to ni do ge?
boy:no way,esa sochna b mat,
grl:do u luv me
boy:yes dear
grl:oh dear
SHADI K BAD:ab ye sms nechy se parhen
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dil se dillagi hum kiya nahe krte,
ye dil hum har ksi ko diya nahi krte,
pasand aagya pagal pan apka,
warna har pagal ko hum sms kiya nahe krte
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JADEED TALEEMI MUHAWREY:
Science se gira arts me atka,
fail hote ko practicles ka sahara,
dost wo jo imtehan me kaam aae,
gya sal phr hath ata nhi,
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teacher:btao nisaar kese peda hua?
student:jawani jan-e-mann, haseen dilruba,mile do dil jawan,nisaar hogya (92-343-4676157)

Yeh keh kr Pathaan ne ladkiyoun pe truck charrha diya Faraaz,
'Bachna ay haseenoun, Lo mai aagya..!'
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na jaane kub taare toot jayen,
na jaane kub aansu chhoott jayen,
kch pal humare sath b hans lo,
na jaane kub tmhare daant toot jayen..:)
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Sardar: mai tere 64 k 64 daant tor dunga,
pas khara admy bola:daant to 32hote hen,
sardar:mje pta tha,tu zarur bole ga,my ne tere b sath mila k btaye thy923434676157