Funny SMS

Apki dosti kee roshni hay itni

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Her taraf ujaala hee ujaala hay

Sochta hoon kay gher kee bijli katwa doon

OR

Bulb kee jagah aap ko latka doon

Hello

Reallay karachi may itnay dacoits burh ghai hayn k…….
Public bath room may pehlay say baithay huay dakoo kahaygha
Chul juldi say nikaaal bhootni kay
(zero three zero zero two five six five three one seven)

Load shedding kay fawaid
1.Generators,Ups,Candle walon ka business urooj per.
2.Mobile charge na honay say balance kee bachet.
3.Tv na dekhnay say gunahon may kami.
4.Subr kernay say jannet may jaany kay ziada imkanaat.
5.Light aanay per al

propose karne ka ek dum chakkas style..
kya ghoor ghoor ke dekhti hai..
maar dale gi kya..??
dil daina chahtee hai…
rakh ke achaar dalegi kya??

I am here to anounce the launch of First Time Ever In Pakistan, Free MSN Mobile SMS Service. This is indeed the easiest way to communicat with your friends.

Trying it once, I bet you will keep on using it.. Its very easy to use!!

Detai

hai

na jaane kub taare toot jayen,
na jaane kub aansu chhoott jayen,
kch pal humare sath b hans lo,
na jaane kub tmhare daant toot jayen..:)

"To kuch aur bat hoti"

Tujy dekhti hen ankhien to yah bolti hen ankhen
too jO kash Ashk hooti too kuch aur batt hoti
Tujy har khushi mein apni meri ankh dhondti ha
yah jo sab sey chup key roti to kuch aur bat hoti

Tujy sam

Ek Pathan Engineering ke post k leye interview denay gya enterviwer na pocha betoo Motor kisay cheltey hai. Pathan bola Dorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr