Funny SMS

"Meera" school mein Eng.
Teacher ki job k liye gayi
1st day class mein gai
tou 1 student ne pucha:
Who r U ?
…
"Meera" ne apna intro
krwaty huey kaha
"I Miss U" … =P xD

Did You Know ???

"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia"

is actually
…
The fear of long words . . . =O

I Have A
BLACK BELT
In KARATE …

It Doesn't Mean
…
I Am Good At It …

Just

I Never Wash It … =P xD

0300 2711 588

Height of "BAD LUCK":
A guy & a girl met last time for there BREAK-UP..
Girl's Father caught them..
Now they are a Married Couple!!!!!
0300 2711 588

Its' challenge for u
Insan k jism k kon se 3 hisse hain jin ko kaatne se dard nahi hota
1-(Hair)
2-(Nails)
3……?
Teesra hissa btao reply me fast . at 0300 2711 588

Ufone ke Ek Laakh Minutes Jeetne ke liye Aap se Pehla Sawal.

Question: Kya Aap Bewaqoof Hein?

Choices:

A) Haan.

B) Bilkul.

C) Zahir hai.

D) Abbu se Pooch ker bataon gi.

husband:
tum se shadi kar k mujhey ek faida to hua…
wife:
khush ho kar boli kunsa faida?
husband:
muj mere gunahoon ki saza dunya mein hi mil ghi

Azhar Hussain. Where are you call me if you have some balance or send me sms if not balance

Agar Aap Ko Rozay Mein Bhook Lagti Ho Tou Sehri Me
BISMILLAH Parh K …

1 Kilo Dahi,
1 Glass Duudh,
3-4 Parathy,
2 Glass Lassi,
2 Zinger Burger,
3 Boiled Egg,
4-6 Glass Paani,
Chicken 2-3 Pcs,
Maggi 1 Pckt,
6

1st friend:- mein ney 5star hotel mein 50 Rs mein pait bhar k khana khaya
2nd friend;(herat se) wo kisay?
1st: yar bil to 7000 ka bana tha lakin mein pesay nahi diey
2nd: pir?
1st: pir kya hotel walo ney muj police k hawlay kar dia or police w