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Shekh sahib ko electric current laga!
July 9th, 2009 
Shekh sahib ko electric current laga!
Bivi: sheikh sahib ap theek hain?
Sheikh:
main theek hon bahir dekho unit kitnay giray hain.???
Larka: aa apni beti ki shaadi mujh se kar den main
Larka: aa apni beti ki shaadi mujh se kar den main aap ko us k wazan k barabar sona donga
Sheikh: mujhe waqt do:
Boy: Sochne k liae
Sheikh: nahi apni beti ka wazan barhane k liae
Admi tahajud prhnay k baad Dua mangta hy
Admi tahajud prhnay k baad Dua mangta hy
Mola sb so rahe hain or main Teri ibadat kar raha hon
Sath wali charpai se awaz ai
"BEGHAIRTA' apni Dua man saadi shikayat na la
Admi tahajud prhnay k baad Dua mangta hy
Admi tahajud prhnay k baad Dua mangta hy
Mola sb so rahe hain or main Teri ibadat kar raha hon
Sath wali charpai se awaz ai
"BEGHAIRTA' apni Dua man saadi shikayat na la
Admi tahajud prhnay k baad Dua mangta hy
Admi tahajud prhnay k baad Dua mangta hy
Mola sb so rahe hain or main Teri ibadat kar raha hon
Sath wali charpai se awaz ai
"BEGHAIRTA' apni Dua man saadi shikayat na la
Larka: aa apni beti ki shaadi mujh se kar den main
Larka: aa apni beti ki shaadi mujh se kar den main aap ko us k wazan k barabar sona donga
Sheikh: mujhe waqt do:
Boy: Sochne k liae
Sheikh: nahi apni beti ka wazan barhane k liae
Larka: aa apni beti ki shaadi mujh se kar den main
Larka: aa apni beti ki shaadi mujh se kar den main aap ko us k wazan k barabar sona donga
Sheikh: mujhe waqt do:
Boy: Sochne k liae
Sheikh: nahi apni beti ka wazan barhane k liae
Larka: aa apni beti ki shaadi mujh se kar den main
Larka: aa apni beti ki shaadi mujh se kar den main aap ko us k wazan k barabar sona donga
Sheikh: mujhe waqt do:
Boy: Sochne k liae
Sheikh: nahi apni beti ka wazan barhane k liae
Teri sorat
Teri sorat
arz kya hy k
teri sorat…
teri sorat mere dil men kuch ic trha se bus gai
jaise chotay se rakshay men moot anti phas gai!
Teri sorat
Teri sorat
arz kya hy k
teri sorat…
teri sorat mere dil men kuch ic trha se bus gai
jaise chotay se rakshay men moot anti phas gai!