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July 13th, 2009 
Sardar : ooye tera viyah hogya??
Sardar : ooye tera viyah hogya??
Frnd: aahoo
Sardar: Kuri naal??
Frnd: Kii Mundy naal v hunda aye??
Sardar: Aaho meri behan da tye mundye naal e hoya c…. hahahhaa
Sardar in a coffee cafe wid wife:
Sardar in a coffee cafe wid wife:
Sardar: jaldi pee coffee thandi ho jay gi..
Wife: Fir kee ho ga??
Sardar: Bavkoof Rate List dakh
Hot Coffee Rs. 15
Cold Coffee Rs. 45
1 sardar ne aik collage khola
1 sardar ne aik collage khola
per kisi ny babh admission na liya
kyun k?
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collage ka naam tha
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WOMENS DEGREE COLLEGE FOR BOYS
1 sardar ne aik collage khola
1 sardar ne aik collage khola
per kisi ny babh admission na liya
kyun k?
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collage ka naam tha
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WOMENS DEGREE COLLEGE FOR BOYS
A sardar went to museum. there he broke a statue.
A sardar went to museum. there he broke a statue.
Officer: u have broken five thousand years old statue.
Sardar:
Thanks God1
maen samjha nwaan C…
Pathan Dirving on wrong side of Road
Pathan Dirving on wrong side of Road
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He Became Upset
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Said
===SHIT===
aaj phir late ho gaya
saare log wapis jaa rahe hain…
Zindagi men 2 heezen kismat walon ko milti hain
Zindagi men 2 heezen kismat walon ko milti hain
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1st acha or mukhlis dost
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2nd meetha kharbooza.