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Professor:
July 18th, 2009 
Professor:
Tum 20 saal ki Larki se shadi krogy ya apne se 20 saal bari se?
Studnt:
Sir Depend krta hy K kon Khobsurat hy.
Aapki Beti ya aapki Biwi.
1 pathan Bgair ticket k train ma safar kr rha tha.
1 pathan Bgair ticket k train ma safar kr rha tha.
Cheker tkt chk krne aya to pathan ne Namaz ki niyat kr le.
Chekr pas beth kr intezar krne lga
Pathan guse se bola.
''100 Rakat Namaz Nafal Lahore tak ALLAH O AKBAR"
Ik admi hospital ma Ro-raha tha, Phatan: q Ro-rahy
Ik admi hospital ma Ro-raha tha, Phatan: q Ro-rahy ho, Admi blood test karwana hy ungli katni pary g.Phatan b Rone laga aur bolo ma ny b to PISHAB test karwana hy, 0300-2991746
HIGH INSULT
HIGH INSULT
BOY 2 GIRL:
WOULD U LIKE TO DANCE WITH ME….?
GIRL:MAIN BACHY K SATH DANCE NAHI KRTI..
BOY:OH I M SORRY,MUJHEY NAHI PATA THA K AAP PRAGNENT HAIN
HAHAHAHA
Hum tu Gaye the nahane Faraz
Hum tu Gaye the nahane Faraz
Kaam Bakht Bache Pehche sey Kapre bh ley gay
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apna haath apnay sar pay phairain
apna haath apnay sar pay phairain
aik baar phir phairain
chalain aik baar phir
ab to aap ko taqeen aagaya ho ga
kay
gadhay kay sar per seengh nahi hotay