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Fasla Na Rahey Yeh Duaa Kijiye,
July 22nd, 2009 
Fasla Na Rahey Yeh Duaa Kijiye,
Hey Takaza Wafa Ka Wafa Kijiye,
Or To Kuch Nahi Mangtey Hein Hum,
Jab Uthao Hath To Humarey Liye B Duaa Kijye…
If you have the talent
If you have the talent
and u have the skill
and u want to do something for others,
then do not waste your time and join LUCKY IRANI CIRCUS
wo kon si cheez he jo
wo kon si cheez he jo
pani ke begair 2 din zinda rahe,
khane ke begair 4 din,
oxygen ke begair 10 minute,
aur naswar ke begair 1 second?
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"pathan"
agar pathan pakistan par saltanat karty to
agar pathan pakistan par saltanat karty to
pakistan ka name =pareshankhan=
currency = zillat,
king = fazool khan,
queen = ghariba kahn,
capital = dal dal abad,
timezone= nst(naswar standard time)
adliya= khanakharab
Singer To His Neighbor:
Whenever I Sing,
Your Dog Starts Barking.
Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,
You Start It First. hehehehe
Wife:
Darling Tumhe Pata Hai
Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife
Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete
Husband:
Isi Liye To Usey Jannat
Kehte Hain hahaha
1 Admi Tahajud pernay k baad dua mangta hai
Mola : sb so rahay hain or mein teri ibadt kr raha hun
saath wali harpai se awaz i :
O chawal apni dua mang sadi shikayat na kr
Ek pathan aur sardar ki khoob pitai hui
Ek pathan aur sardar ki khoob pitai hui
Dono Birthday party me muft ka khana khatay hue pakry gaye aur kehne lagay:
"Hum larki walon ki taraf se hain" ;
Ek pathan aur sardar ki khoob pitai hui
Ek pathan aur sardar ki khoob pitai hui
Dono Birthday party me muft ka khana khatay hue pakry gaye aur kehne lagay:
"Hum larki walon ki taraf se hain" ;