Funny SMS
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sarda's daughter:
July 30th, 2009 
sarda's daughter:
abba kal apne ghar se ek banda kam hojay ga…!!
next day:
wo larki bhag gai..!!
sardar:
kuri ne kaam to acha nai kia…
par thi wo najomi…!!
ek pathan road par chalte howe
ek pathan road par chalte howe
ruka aur kuch uthia
aur bola yera log kaise hain
poty bhe ac karte hai jaise Samoosa ho
sarda's daughter:
sarda's daughter:
abba kal apne ghar se ek banda kam hojay ga…!!
next day:
wo larki bhag gai..!!
sardar:
kuri ne kaam to acha nai kia…
par thi wo najomi…!!
$M$_BO$$
03343387214
ab k mila to jee bhar k pani pilaun ga farazzzzzz.
ab k mila to jee bhar k pani pilaun ga farazzzzzz…!!!
jo galiyon me ye kehta phirta hai…
yu meri adhoori piyass..!!
piyass..!!
$M$_BO$$
03343387214
molvi manzoor ne farmaya
molvi manzoor ne farmaya
k,
Rajab ke mahine men jo koi apne
dost ko jazz ka card send karee
ga
Qyamat ke din us ko zoooong
ki sim
free mily ge
03007946625
whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".
sheikh : begam deko mein aj bus k
sheikh : begam deko mein aj bus k
peche bag kr ghar aya hun or kraye 10 rupay bacha liye
wife : tum bht idiot ho rakshay k
pichay bahgte to 80 rupe bach janay thay
A lady calls Santa for repairing her door bell. Sa
A lady calls Santa for repairing her door bell. Santa doesn`t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
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