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sardar complained 2 police man : sir all item,s ar
July 31st, 2009 
sardar complained 2 police man : sir all item,s are missing except the TV in my house ,
police man : why did the thief not take the TV ?
sardar : OH , that,s because I WAS WATCHING IT !!! IJ@Z
Ek pathan aur sardar ki khoob pitai hui
Ek pathan aur sardar ki khoob pitai hui
Dono Birthday party me muft ka khana khatay hue pakry gaye aur kehne lagay:
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Wife:
Wife:
Darling Tumhe Pata Hai
Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife
Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete
Husband:
Isi Liye To Usey Jannat
Kehte Hain hahaha
Singer To His Neighbor:
Singer To His Neighbor:
Whenever I Sing,
Your Dog Starts Barking.
Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,
You Start It First. hehehehe
agar pathan pakistan par saltanat karty to
agar pathan pakistan par saltanat karty to
pakistan ka name =pareshankhan=
currency = zillat,
king = fazool khan,
queen = ghariba khan,
capital = dal dal abad,
timezone= nst(naswar standard time)
adliya= khanakharab
wo kon si cheez he jo
wo kon si cheez he jo
pani ke begair 2 din zinda rahe,
khane ke begair 4 din,
oxygen ke begair 10 minute,
aur naswar ke begair 1 second?
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"pathan"
If you have the talent
If you have the talent
and u have the skill
and u want to do something for others,
then do not waste your time and join LUCKY IRANI CIRCUS
Fasla Na Rahey Yeh Duaa Kijiye,
Fasla Na Rahey Yeh Duaa Kijiye,
Hey Takaza Wafa Ka Wafa Kijiye,
Or To Kuch Nahi Mangtey Hein Hum,
Jab Uthao Hath To Humarey Liye B Duaa Kijye
sheikh : begam deko mein aj bus k
sheikh : begam deko mein aj bus k
peche bag kr ghar aya hun or kraye ke 10 rupay bacha liye
wife : tum bht idiot ho rakshay k
pichay bahgte to 80 rupe bach janay thay
whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE,
it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".