Funny SMS

Ek admi ne address pochne ke liye
Ek Sardar se kaha kiya main ap ko taklef de sakta ho
Sardar aby himat hai to hat laga ke dekh
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M.Anwar.Sheikh.Siddiqui

Son: Papa ap ne kaha tha na main jab pas aon ga to ap mjhe 5000 rupe do ge
Father: Han beta
Son: Papa mubarak ho ap ke 5000 rupe bach gae
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M.Anwar.Sheikh.Siddiqui

Son: Papa ap ne kaha tha na main jab pas aon ga to ap mjhe 5000 rupe do ge
Father: Han beta
Son: Papa mubarak ho ap ke 5000 rupe bach gae
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Sardar: math ke paper main danc kar rha tha
Teachr: Tum kyun Danc kar rahe ho
Sardar: mere Dost ne kaha tha har step ke no milte hai
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M.Anwar.Sheikh.Siddiqui

Ek din Choha Sharab ke Darum main gir giya
Nikla to wo Nashe main dhunt tha
Bili ke mou pe apni dom mari
Aur Bola kaho to jan de do Bilo rani
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M.Anwar.Sheikh.Siddiqui

Sardar: Bahi Sahab Ek kala Bulb dena
Dkan dar: Ap kale Balb ka kiya karo ge
Sardar: Dopehar main sone ke liye andhera karna hai
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M.Anwar.Sheikh.Siddiuqi

Sardar in a coffee cafe wid wife:
Sardar: jaldi pee coffee thandi ho jay gi..
Wife: Fir kee ho ga??
Sardar: Bavkoof Rate List dakh
Hot Coffee Rs. 15
Cold Coffee Rs. 45

1 pathan Bgair ticket k train ma safar kr rha tha.

Cheker tkt chk krne aya to pathan ne Namaz ki niyat kr le.

Chekr pas beth kr intezar krne lga
Pathan guse se bola.
''100 Rakat Namaz Nafal Lahore tak ALLAH O AKBAR"

Professor:
Tum 20 saal ki Larki se shadi krogy ya apne se 20 saal bari se?

Studnt:
Sir Depend krta hy K kon Khobsurat hy.
Aapki Beti ya aapki Biwi.

Professor:
Tum 20 saal ki Larki se shadi krogy ya apne se 20 saal bari se?

Studnt:
Sir Depend krta hy K kon Khobsurat hy.
Aapki Beti ya aapki Biwi.