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AIK SARDAR JI DUKANDAR K PASS JATA HAY AUR KHTA HA
August 6th, 2009 
AIK SARDAR JI DUKANDAR K PASS JATA HAY AUR KHTA HAY K :
SARDAR JI:BHAI MUJHAY AIK 5 LITRE WALA HABIB COOKING OIL DEY DO COLESTROL FREE.
DUKANDAR: Yeh LAIN.
SARDAR JI: ISS KA GIFT KAHAN HAY.
DUKANDAR: KONSA GIFT.
SARDAR JI: ISS PAY LIKHA HAY
Sardar: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho j
Sardar: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Sardar's wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Sardar: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai
AIK SARDAR JI DUKANDAR K PASS JATA HAY AUR KHTA HA
AIK SARDAR JI DUKANDAR K PASS JATA HAY AUR KHTA HAY K :
SARDAR JI:BHAI MUJHAY AIK 5 LITRE WALA HABIB COOKING OIL DEY DO COLESTROL FREE.
DUKANDAR: Yeh LAIN.
SARDAR JI: ISS KA GIFT KAHAN HAY.
DUKANDAR: KONSA GIFT.
SARDAR JI: ISS PAY LIKHA HAY
school ka toilet bhi ajeeb hai. pappu ko qabz bhi
school ka toilet bhi ajeeb hai. pappu ko qabz bhi shadeed hai. toilet me na to light hai. pappu ki halat tight hai. bhens bari ya aqal bari. pappu ki pent me nikal parri. SO NOW… pappu cant dance saala…
Husband aj weekand hai main relax karna chata hn i
Husband aj weekand hai main relax karna chata hn isliay 3
tickets laya hn movie k
wife 3 q hum tu 2 hain husband ek tumara or baqi 2
tumaray amme abbu k.
0345-2808980
M.Anwar.Sheikh.Siddiqui
Ek ladke Dupata rangwane gae
Ek ladke Dupata rangwane gae
Aur dukan dar se kaha is rangna hai
Dukandar kis rang main
Ladke . is ko esa rango ke is mai na
Na safed ho na kala ho na pela ho na nela ho
Na jamne ho na gren ho na gulabe ho na lal ho
Na asmani ho
Duka
Ek ladke Dupata rangwane gae
Ek ladke Dupata rangwane gae
Aur dukan dar se kaha is rangna hai
Dukandar kis rang main
Ladke . is ko esa rango ke is mai na
Na safed ho na kala ho na pela ho na nela ho
Na jamne ho na gren ho na gulabe ho na lal ho
Na asmani ho
Duka
Ye
Ye
Badalte
Ratain
Ye
Dobtain
Arman
Ye
Jalte
Diye
Ye
Bujhte
Sham
Ye kuch aur nhe bijle walon ke mehar bani hai
0345-2808980
M.Anwar.Sheikh.Siddiqui
Ek din mila wo mjh se
Ek din mila wo mjh se
Bujha bujha jhuka jhuka sa
Udasion main racha basa sa
Jo main pocha us se
Udas kyun ho
Bola bohat naram lahje main
50 ka balance dalwea tha
Abhe tak nhe aya
0345-2808980
M.Anwar.Sheikh.Siddiqui