Funny SMS

Koi DOST aisa Banaya Jaye, Jis K Aanso Ko Palkon Mai Chpaya Jaye, Rahe Humara aur Un Ka Rishta Kuch Aisa K Agar Wo Rahe Udas To HUN say Bhi Na Muskuraya Jaye.

Ik dfha ik srdar gr ky bahir gun ly kr kara tha to bv ne pucha ky kun karye ho us ne kaha ky sher ka skar krne ja raha hun to us ne kaha to jaty ne to srdar bola ky bher kuty kry hein.

Ik sardar road cros kr raha tha usy ik trak ne takr mari sardar behosh ho gy sardar ko jb hosh aya tokise ne pucha ky ky ap ko trak nazr nehe ay to srdar ne kaha trk ty nazar aya c pr udy agy lekya c tun lang ja sadi kaher a.

lecature k darmayan aik larka uath kar cahla gaya teacher; yea keo uth kar cahla gaya? larke ka dost; sir is ko need me uath kar cahlny ki adat ha

tmay kia pta is drd ka …..faraz

Y to us ko he pta jesay KBZ hote ha

Ik dfha ik shkah bath room main betha tha ky wahan lekaha tha ky pani ka istmal zyada kro us ne 4-5 loty panie ky pe ly.

Ek sardar rikshay mein beth k ghar aya. Sardar:kitne pesy? Rikshay wala 50. Sardar :ye lo 25.Rs Rikshay wala .ye kya? Sardar. \” Te MaMa tu Nai bey k Aaya\’\’…

Badsurat si Aunty 2 Bacho K Sath Shop Pr Gai

Salesman: Ye Twins Hain?

Aunty: Nahi 3 Saal Ka Frq Hai

Salesman:Yaqen Nai Ata Koi Apki 2 Dafa b le Sakta Hy

kuchh din to buso mari ankho ma,
pher siasat kinuzr hojo to kia,
ma leader tha ma leader hoon,
ab london ma hoon to tujhay kia.
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Judge…… Tumhara jurm sabit hota hai kal tum ko phansi pe latkaya jae ga…. Sardar… Wo to theek hai lekin utara kab jaye ga hum ne sham ko Riksha b chalana hota hai…..