Funny SMS

Ek khwab, ek khayal, ek hakikat ho tum, dosti me padnewali har jarurat ho tum, jisko roj ek sms karna pade, kya yar ajib musibat ho tum….

Yeh Exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai, sab apne apne naseeb hote hai, rehte hai jo nigaho se door,sale wahi Question compulsory hote hai
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this is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on i

jaki chan ka sms
It's better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life

A husband was stung by bee
A husband was stung by bee on his penis and it became swollen. His wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is.

If ur world is spining Round & Round.
If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round….Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P…

ast night I lay in my bed
Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky…then i thought where the fuck is my roof

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!03134404654

mohabt to main ny us din sy chor di the faraz,jb us ny kaha tha pappiyan day paisay wakhray,tay japhiyan day paisy wakhray…,

bv ko dost k sath bed pe dekh kr husband ne dost ko goli mar di bv.boli apne ghusse par qabo rakho warna sare dosto se hath dho betho ge.