Funny SMS
To stay happy is a gift of God and to make others happy is a great virtue. So if you are in a mood to laugh and make others laugh on your jokes and Funny SMS than hurry up and chose your Funny SMS from our collected works and enjoy by sending hilarious messages to your friends and family. Browse the Funny SMS jokes, Funny SMS quotes, Funny SMS messages and much new Funny SMS stuff.
Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save k
August 8th, 2009 
Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti, Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti Main her haftay tumhe change karta
Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save k
Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti, Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti Main her haftay tumhe change karta
Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat hay.. Shopkeeper: 5
Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat hay.. Shopkeeper: 5 kiss Girl: Or us dress ki kia keemat hay Shopkeeper: 10 kiss Girl: ok dono dressess pack kardo is ka bill dadi dengi
Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat hay.. Shopkeeper: 5
Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat hay.. Shopkeeper: 5 kiss Girl: Or us dress ki kia keemat hay Shopkeeper: 10 kiss Girl: ok dono dressess pack kardo is ka bill dadi dengi
Major Rohail kangaal ho gya
Major Rohail kangaal ho gya
tu apni bv ko bola:
Bacho ko nani ke trf chor ao
Tm apni ma ke trf chali jao
Aur mera kya hy
Mei apne susraal chala jaun ga
Kid: Dad, main Itna BADA Kab Banuga K Main Mummy
Kid: Dad, main Itna BADA Kab Banuga K Main Mummy Ko Bina Bataye Ghar Say Bahar Ja Sakoon..??
Dad: Beta, itna BADA Tu Ajj Tak Main B Nahi Hua..! %-)