Funny SMS

OCH KI NAMAZ"

Niyat Karta Hoon 1Dazan zalim Bandy Marny Ki,

6 Rocket Launcher Farz,

Wasty Bugti Uncle K,

Moon Mera Gas Pipe Line Ki Taraf,

ALLAH AKBAR..Larkana

Boy:
Mujh se shadi kro gi?

Girl:
No.

Boy:
But why?

Girl:
Ghar wale nae maanay ge.

Boy:
Ghar me kon kon hai.

Girl:
1 husband aur 7 bachay..Larkana

Suraj ki pehli kiran KHUSHI de apko

2sri kiran HANSI de apko

Teesri KAMYABI de apko

Chauthi TANDRUSTI de apko

itna kafi hai wrna GARMI lagay gi ap ko..Larkana

Pathan : Kal hum Ne raat se subah tak 4 rupe ghnta packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kya!

Dost: wo Q?

Pathan: humko Molvi ne bola tha k aaj jaagne ka raat hai ;->

Ek larki ka dil sab sy zaida kab dukhta hai?

Jb wo kisi kaam wali ko apna
lawn ka print pehne hue dekhti ha

One Lady Delivered Twins, Surprisingly One Is Boy & Other Is Dog
How Is It Possible
Her Hubby Is A Vodafone User
Wherever He Goes His Network Follows =P 😉

Soldier to General:
Sir!
A small enemy group is attacking..

General:
Quickly bring me my red shirt..
"After Enemyz Defeat"

Soldier:
Sir why d red shirt??

General:
In red shirt if i got shot, my sol

Any Degree Of
Shaterring, Battering, Tattering Will Nullify My Spirit … ?

I'm Like
Those Cartoon Figures
Th8 Being Kneaded Flat
By Passing Trucks
And
Plump Up Again .. ! (:

Pathan : Kal hum Ne raat se subah tak 4 rupe ghnta packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kya!

Dost: wo Q?

Pathan: humko Molvi ne bola tha k aaj jaagne ka raat hai ;->

(",)
<))> Xcuse Me
_/?_

Aap kAAm bAAd mE kArnA,,
PhELE MEri bAAt SuNLo,,

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