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Doctor & Sardar love same Girl
August 15th, 2009 
Doctor & Sardar love same Girl
Sardar gives her Apple everyday.
Girl asks Sardar reason of giving Apple Daily?
Sardar: AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY.;-)
(university of sindh)
1 Potta Dada Sy:
1 Potta Dada Sy:
Dada Mn Apni Girl Frnd ko kya Don?
Dada:Wo Dikhny Mn ksi Hy?
Potta:
Bht khobsurat Hai.
Dada:
To Phir Us ko Mera Number De Do.
(university of sindh)
Ye Dunya Bhi Bari Ajeeb Hai,
Ye Dunya Bhi Bari Ajeeb Hai,
Jab Aap Chup Rehte Hain To Wo Aap Ko Bewaqoof Samajhti Hai
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Jab Aap Bolte Hain To
Un Ka
Shak Yaqeen Me Badal Jata Hai.;-)
(university of sindh)
1 Pagal:Mujhay Katrina Kaif Ny Shaadi K Liyeh Haan
1 Pagal:Mujhay Katrina Kaif Ny Shaadi K Liyeh Haan Bool Di Hy
2 Pagal:Dikha Di Na Os Ny Auqaat
Main B Etni Asaani Sy Talaaq Nhi Dene Vala.
(university of sindh)
1pathan ne jali note bnaya or Quaid-e-azam ki topi
1pathan ne jali note bnaya or Quaid-e-azam ki topi bhol gya
jb dukndr ko dia to dukndr ne kha topi ni hay
Pathan:ye qauid e azam ki GARMION ki tsveer hy.:-)
(university of sindh)
Husband: Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki
Husband: Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL dun..!
Wife :Tum pehle Apni Shalwr badalL Lo Subha se Ulti pehni hui hai.
sindh university
PRINCIPAL :
PRINCIPAL :
Agar koi larrka girlz section gaya to 1st time Rs.100 fine hoga oar 2nd time 200 & 3rd time 500 hoga.
STUDENT : Sir koi Monthly pakage nhi hai.
(sindh university)
O sardar g…!
O sardar g…!
Ur friend is on Date with ur Wife in park.
Sardar ran towards park & came back saying:
Oye pagal itna chakar lagaya,,
He is not my friend…!!
(sindh university)