Funny SMS

Jani kesa hai tu?
kahan hota hai aj kal?
yar mai to teri shakal hi bhool gya hun.
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wo to aj Mumtaz khurey pe nzar pari to tuu yaad a gaya.

KATIL:Koshish Krna k Umr Ked Ho,Phansi Na Ho
SIKH WAKIL:Tum Fikr Na Kro

AFTER ADALAt

KATIL:Kia hua?
WAKIL:Bht Mshkl Se Umr Ked Hoi,Adalt To
Riiha Kr Rahi Thi,,,,,,
(university of sindh)

DUniyA Me Kabhi Kisi Achey Insaan Ko Talash Mat Karo,

kui k. . . . . . . . . .

Mai to tere sath hota ho fr b Ye Number hai mera 031-222-84-888
(university of sindh)

31 December ko Load Shedding ka Akhri Din hoga

"Raja Pervaiz Ashraf"
(Minister of Water & power)
!

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Baqi load shedding agle saal se hogi…!
(university of sindh)

Ek mobile repair krne wale ko motion lag gaye, to wo doctr ko yu batany lga. Doctor sahib subha se network khrab hy. Mis bell pe mis bell aa rahi hy, outgoing bilkul free ho rahi hy, tarah tarah ki ringtones baj rahi hain, pait mein balance bilkul n

1 pathan ne mulvi se kuch pucha
mulvi ne 2 thapar laga dye.
kisi ne pathan se pucha tumne kya bola
Pathan:
Maine sirf pucha
K

14 August ki namaz kahan hogi..
(university of sindh)

Barish barsi pani aya

Musharaf ne jab dhol bajaya

Altaf ne jo gana gaya

Nawaz sharif ne nara lagaya

Quaid-e-Azam ne farmaya

Bhago beta Zardari Aaya.
(university of sindh)

Dear Aik bat hamesha yad rakhna k zndgi mei 2 cheezein muqadar walon ko milti hain…

Aik… acha aur mukhlis dost
or
dusra…

'meetha kharbooza'
(university of sindh)

Ek Mohabbat hi nahi dunia mein dard ka sabab Faraz

Suna hay INJECTION lagnay se b buhut dard hota hai 😉
(university of sindh)

'Eid Mubarik'

Hairan na ho abhi mobile charge hay is liye wish kar dia..

Light ka kia pata aglay 1 maheena aaye ya na aaye …..