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To stay happy is a gift of God and to make others happy is a great virtue. So if you are in a mood to laugh and make others laugh on your jokes and Funny SMS than hurry up and chose your Funny SMS from our collected works and enjoy by sending hilarious messages to your friends and family. Browse the Funny SMS jokes, Funny SMS quotes, Funny SMS messages and much new Funny SMS stuff.

Be-khuloos logon se

August 19th, 2009     Funny SMS

Be-khuloos logon se
Ijtinab karna hay

Mujhy apne rishton ka
Ehtisab karna hay

Usay bhool jana hay ya
Usay yaad rakhna hay

Dukh tou ek jesa hay bs
Intikhab krna hay.

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Sardar: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki

August 19th, 2009     Funny SMS

Sardar: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thin.

Dost: Gardanien q nai katin?

Sardar: Wo pehly he kati hui thin…

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Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:

August 19th, 2009     Funny SMS

Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:

Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai?

Sardarni: Sartaj, sirf yehi aapka hai.

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I'm Mind Blowing

August 19th, 2009     Funny SMS

I'm Mind Blowing
Keep a special place for me in your Heart,

Not in your Mind.

Keeping me in your mind can be DANGEROUS for you.

Because People Say
I'm Mind Blowing.

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how are you

August 18th, 2009     Funny SMS

how are you

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Speed say kaho

August 17th, 2009     Funny SMS

Speed say kaho

sohrab goth,ayesha manzil,laloo khait,numaish,boltan,tower,keamari.

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.Cogratulations, u applied and selected for the post of "Coductor" of W11.

salary on daily bas

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The e-mail you sent was very funny. I enjoyed read

August 16th, 2009     Funny SMS

The e-mail you sent was very funny. I enjoyed reading it keep in touch makes me feel alive.

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BOY: "Muj se shadi karo gi"

August 16th, 2009     Funny SMS

BOY: "Muj se shadi karo gi"

GIRL: Kyaaaaaaaaaa?
BOY: Achi film
ha na

GIRL : Kutay k bachy,

BOY: Whaaaaaaaat??

GIRL:Kitnay cute hotay hain Na.!!

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Subah uth kar pehle apni lambi umar ki dua manga k

August 15th, 2009     Funny SMS

Subah uth kar pehle apni lambi umar ki dua manga kro.
koun k ap ne abi zinda rehna hai.
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Phir naha liya kro .
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koun k duron ne bhi zinda rehna hai…(+9223224738968)

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Saasbahu se:

August 15th, 2009     Funny SMS

Saasbahu se:
Mujy to bas 1 payara sa pota chahiye.
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Bahu:bas 1?
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aap ka beta to mujy ayse chodta hai jesy 14august ki rally meri hi phoodi se nikly gi….

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