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A young girl after her honeymoon
August 19th, 2009 
A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied: When this 70 year old bastard told me that he has saved a lot from last 50 years.
"I thought It was MONEY
Major Rohail: Why are you pregnant.
Major Rohail: Why are you pregnant.
Bubbli: It's a college project about "Miracles of life".
Major Rohail: Who's the Father of this kid?
Bubbli: I Don't know it was a group project
Teacher: Zimmedari ka Jumla banao.
Teacher: Zimmedari ka Jumla banao.
Student: Miss aapki Kameez k 3 Buttons hain, jin main se 2 khuly huye hain.
To Saari Zummedari 1 Button pe Hai. 🙂
Sardar: Muje E-Mail bnana hy.
Sardar: Muje E-Mail bnana hy.
Sardar
Sardarg
Sardar123
Sardarabc
Koe b nhe mil rha.
Major Rohail: Tum "AKALMAND SARDAR" try kro 100% mil jye ga.
Sardar: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki
Sardar: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thin.
Dost: Gardanien q nai katin?
Sardar: Wo pehly he kati hui thin…
Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:
Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:
Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai?
Sardarni: Sartaj, sirf yehi aapka hai
PROBABLY A TRUE ONE One day the first grade teache
PROBABLY A TRUE ONE One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer
Suniye
Suniye
GEO per khaber aai hai
k
RAMZAN main ZAKHEERA ANDOZI karney waly ko 2 saal Qaid.
Plz Jitny sms tery inbox jama hain jaldi sey foward kar
nahin tey 2 saal Qaid k liye tayyar ho ja
Fatafat ker.
Sardar: Muje E-Mail bnana hy.
Sardar: Muje E-Mail bnana hy.
Sardar
Sardarg
Sardar123
Sardarabc
Koe b nhe mil rha.
Major Rohail: Tum "AKALMAND SARDAR" try kro 100% mil jye ga.
Teacher: Zimmedari ka Jumla banao.
Teacher: Zimmedari ka Jumla banao.
Student: Miss aapki Kameez k 3 Buttons hain, jin main se 2 khuly huye hain.
To Saari Zummedari 1 Button pe Hai. 🙂