Funny SMS
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A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so
August 29th, 2009 
A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!
A police recruit was asked during exam, "What
A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents
A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy a
A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER…. wherever u go out network follows
I hear that you drop some money in Stocks. Were yo
I hear that you drop some money in Stocks. Were you a bull or a bear?" "Neither, just a plain simple ass."
Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy:
Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!
PATHAN ; kal hum ne raat se subah tak 4 rupe ganta
PATHAN ; kal hum ne raat se subah tak 4 rupe ganta packge pe apni girlfriend se bat kya,
dost; wo Q?
Pathan; humko MOLVI ne bola tha k aaj jaagne ka raat hai;-)
Phatan:
Phatan:
Yaar KFC kab CLOSE hoat hai?
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Major Rohail:
KFC is open 24 hours
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Phatan:
Purana time ya Neya time?