Funny SMS

aik khan sahab ko kisi ne jaha aftari k badh jo dua kro ge qubol hoti hey……..pehla roza khan sahab…YA ALLHA subha EID HO JAY..

aik din mila wo mujse,
bhuja bhuja sa,
jhuka jhuka sa,
udassion mai racha bassa sa,

jo mai ne poocha udaas q ho,
jhuka k palkein,
chupa k chehra,
laga wo kehne,
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20 ka load karwaya tha.
abi tak nahi aya.

govt:school k bachay kisi ko ghaseet kar le ja rahe thy.Rastay mai aik bazurg ne kaha:bacho larkay ko choro ye khud school aye ga.Bachay zor se bolay:baba g ye shagird nahi hamara ustad hai,roz school se bhag jata hai.

Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?"circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.

hi hr u im fine what r u doing now.

husband:main tang a gaya hoon , tum hamesha mera ghar , meri car mera mera karti rehti ho , khabhi hamara bhi kha diya karu , aur ab yay almari main kiya dood rahi ho .
wife: hamara dupatta

Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain… Kindly tell them ur age…

A small kid wrote to Santa Clause, "send me a brother". santa wrote back, "send me ur mother

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl

What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH