Funny SMS
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September 2nd, 2009 
Boy : kya mai aapka address jaan sakta hoon
Boy : kya mai aapka address jaan sakta hoon
Girl : kyun?
Boy : 1 din baraat leker aana hai
Ek pathan ko gadhay nay laat mari usy gussa aa gay
Ek pathan ko gadhay nay laat mari usy gussa aa gaya wo utha aur gadhay ko 2-3 laten mar kar bola: "tou kya samajta hai mai tujhse kum ho.
Pathan: khuda ka lakh lakh shukar hai k Pakistan 1
Pathan: khuda ka lakh lakh shukar hai k Pakistan 13 August ko Azad nai hua.
Dost ( Heran hote hue)Q?
Pathan: Phir hum 14 August kesay manatay.
KID: asked his sister do u know y mom and dad are
KID: asked his sister do u know y mom and dad are in the room since yesterday?
SISTER: No but y ur laughing?
KID: Bcoz Dad needed Vasline and i gave him Elfy.
wife:"sunyein mujhe koi mehangi chez le ke de
wife:"sunyein mujhe koi mehangi chez le ke den na plz"
husband: " chalo tayar ho jawo hum
"ATTAA" aur "CHENI" lene chalty hain….."
Pathan 10 v manzil per apne office main betha tha
Pathan 10 v manzil per apne office main betha tha ek shakhs aya kaha k ap ke beti mer gai he pathan ne jaldi main khirki se chalang laga di 5 v manzil per yad aya k hamari to koi beti nahi he or gir ker yad aya k meri to shadi hi nahi hoi